Welcome to the NYC edition of the random statements for which I provide no context. Enjoy.
- I couldn't tell the difference between Liwam Neeson and Leslie Nielson.
- Today is a long ass day.
- Just so you know, the room you're staying in: I have been naked.
- There is no loitering in the burger line.
elysium1996 , Mr. Ely,
bubbleslayer , and
theoriginalspy go to White Castle.
- Suggested chat name for this evening: Lordbubblespy.
- Everything about Mr. Ely screams pimp.
- I can't believe how long and hard I have to suck to get the white creamy stuff to come out.
- Can I touch your pickle?
- Yes, you can touch my pickle.
- No, you cannot touch my pickle. I am saving it for someone special.
- Sailors!
- King Kong isn't here either, or the Daleks.
- Sailors!
- If you had told me I would have to search for a Starbucks in Manhattan, I never would've believed you.
- One day, Kurt Hummel will be mine. You can count on that, even though I can't count.
- I can now say I have been attacked by a manhole cover in New York.
- Sailors!
- Shiloh: the Hugh Hefner of the dog world.
- Everyone is wearing pink now!
- A paper cut is a tree's final revenge.
- He wears a sweater because his ass is cold?
- Remember you said Kurt would be on my left boob? Well, he's on my right.
- Cory's on my cleavage.