I don't know how to do ticky boxes like those around me so, this is my informal poll.

I'm way behind on marking papers. Why? I'm burnt out with teaching at this point in the year and if I see one more example of the bestest grammar EVAH! like "presentate" or "sorta," I will puke. In order to alleviate my marking I should do the following:

a) Accidentally place the papers too close to the stove.
b) Throw the papers down the stairs. Whichever ones travel farther are obviously heavier, therefore the kids who wrote them wrote more and deserve a higher mark.
c) Let my dogs decide. Whichever ones they chew on were clearly the dogs' breakfast and, therefore, fail.
d) Ignore them and hope they go away.
e) A combination of all of the above
f) Stop procrastinating and mark the ******* things.
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