Recently, my radio has been playing a plethora of songs I loathe. Anyone who knows me, knows of my deep abiding hatred for all things Simple Plan (Shut up! You're all around my age; quit making angsty teen music about the world not understanding you!) but no, it goes deeper than that.
In the past two days I've had to rush to my radio to switch stations to avoid having to listen to the following songs (repeatedly). This first one on the list was played no less than 7 times yesterday.
Hedley: "For the Nights I Can't Remember" Yeah, listen to the lyrics. It's all about a girl's gratitude that some guy deigned to pay attention to her. It makes me weep for feminism.
Gwen Stefani: "The Sweet Escape" The words "Refrigerator Door" should never be sung, ever. Plus, it's like "It's a Small World" where it worms into your brain to the point that sporkage is a legitimate option.
Simple Plan: If it's the pretentiously not titled "Untitled" or the world-doesn't-understand-me-stop-the-world-I-want-to-get-off "When I'm Gone." Hearing the lead singer's voice, to me, is like anime in the 90s giving children seizures.
Nickelback: "Photograph" I don't care about what's on Joey's head. I just want to change the station. BTW, I don't care about the size of your bathroom in "Rock Star" either. PS: Pearl Jam called. They want all of their songs they realized were so crappy they wouldn't make anyone to suffer by making them listen to them, back.
Chris Brown: "With You." Honestly, how do we go from someone talking about his "Boo" to "hearts all over the world." Try coherence in lyrics, unless you're the stoned out Beatles. Oh yeah, and could you be more generic musically?
Elise Estrada: "Unlove you" Just a suggestion, but have you ever tried not singing out of your nose? I don't even need to go into the lyrics at this point as the nasal squeal is enough.
Chris Daughtry / Michael Buble / Any other singers whining about want to go "Home." Shut up if you don't like your life on the road. You chose is you morons.
I'm on vacation for one week only between January and June, so could the radio try to be a little more cooperative? My I-pod is getting a serious workout.
If anyone has any suggestions that I can add to my I-pod to prevent me from killing my 14 year old radio, please, let me know.
In the past two days I've had to rush to my radio to switch stations to avoid having to listen to the following songs (repeatedly). This first one on the list was played no less than 7 times yesterday.
Hedley: "For the Nights I Can't Remember" Yeah, listen to the lyrics. It's all about a girl's gratitude that some guy deigned to pay attention to her. It makes me weep for feminism.
Gwen Stefani: "The Sweet Escape" The words "Refrigerator Door" should never be sung, ever. Plus, it's like "It's a Small World" where it worms into your brain to the point that sporkage is a legitimate option.
Simple Plan: If it's the pretentiously not titled "Untitled" or the world-doesn't-understand-me-stop-the-world-I-want-to-get-off "When I'm Gone." Hearing the lead singer's voice, to me, is like anime in the 90s giving children seizures.
Nickelback: "Photograph" I don't care about what's on Joey's head. I just want to change the station. BTW, I don't care about the size of your bathroom in "Rock Star" either. PS: Pearl Jam called. They want all of their songs they realized were so crappy they wouldn't make anyone to suffer by making them listen to them, back.
Chris Brown: "With You." Honestly, how do we go from someone talking about his "Boo" to "hearts all over the world." Try coherence in lyrics, unless you're the stoned out Beatles. Oh yeah, and could you be more generic musically?
Elise Estrada: "Unlove you" Just a suggestion, but have you ever tried not singing out of your nose? I don't even need to go into the lyrics at this point as the nasal squeal is enough.
Chris Daughtry / Michael Buble / Any other singers whining about want to go "Home." Shut up if you don't like your life on the road. You chose is you morons.
I'm on vacation for one week only between January and June, so could the radio try to be a little more cooperative? My I-pod is getting a serious workout.
If anyone has any suggestions that I can add to my I-pod to prevent me from killing my 14 year old radio, please, let me know.
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