Writer's Block: A.A. Milne

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Appropriate use of capslock, if I do say so myself.

I'm sorry bedelia77, I'm so sorry.  No I'm not.

Halloween

I was strangely inspired by elizard100 's post.  I need a good Halloween costume idea.  Any suggestions?

ETA:  This needs to be appropriate enough for me to wear to work.

Dear Canada

Dear Canada,

I hate you so much right now.  I'd move but I don't know where I could go. 

No love,
Spy.

PS:  The only decent thing you did is make it a minority.  Thus it was all this money we didn't need to spend and things remained, essentially the same.  I'm going to bed now and that minority better not have changed, otherwise I'm moving.
PPS:  I'm taking suggestions as where to move to.